Eli: Better than getting struck with lazers. Better than a rock.
Mom: "That sound makes me want to climb the walls."
Eli: "That would be cool, Mom."
I recently told Eli during school (what a mistake) that he was quite a cut-up, a class clown. A few days later I overheard him telling one of my friends that "If our school had a circus, I would be the school clown."
Wait a minute, isn't our school a circus? Three rings and all. His translation cracked me up....a class clown would be part of the school circus. :) Cute boy, he is! Oh, here he is, and he needs his Darth Vader costume strapped up in the back. Gotta run...