Tonight Eli says: "Mom, those bad guys are coming to tie you up!"
Mom thinks: Where does my boy learn this stuff?! Boys!
Mom says: "Tie me up? Why would they want to do that? I'm a nice mommy!"
Eli: "I'll save you mom, I'm going to squirt tomato juice at them!"
Mom: "You're going to save me?"
Eli sprays tomato juice out of the same amazing finger that can give people "super lightning." "Fsssssssss."
Eli: "Now they're all dirty mom."
Yeah, my two year old knows the greatest weapon against evil...dirty bad guys in tomato juice.
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